Sue Woolfe

About two weeks ago this cute little black cat showed up at my back door. I don’t usually see many cats in this neighborhood, and I have two dogs that bark a lot, so I was surprised to see it. It started coming around every night, so I started tossing some food out on the back stoop for it. I don’t really like putting food outside because I don’t want to attract raccoons or skunks, but I only put out a little at night and it was gone pretty quick.

Well, today I got a big surprise when I stepped outside to toss a few scraps from dinner. The black cat was there and so were three tiny little kittens. Oh, joy – more mouths to feed. So I went back in the house and popped open a can of tuna fish so the kittens could have some high protein food that is easy to eat and easy to digest.

I guess that since I started feeding the cat I need to buy some actual cat food at the grocery store next time I go shopping. I have a few cans of tuna on the shelf, but kittens need proper food to develop and tuna isn’t really enough vitamins and minerals for proper nutrition.

What the fuck is going on with Kroger? They just remodeled the store by my house and almost doubled it in size, but they have actually cut back on the brands that they carry. I thought a bigger store would mean more stuff to shop from, but evidently a bigger store just means more stuff on the shelves of what they sell the most of – not a bigger variety.

I used to be able to go to Kroger and get all my shopping done for the whole week. The only brand of anything they didn’t carry was my favorite peanut butter, so I would have to go to Publix once every 6 – 8 weeks and buy my peanut butter from Publix. Of course, while I’m at the Publix I will spend my grocery money for the week at that store and not go to Kroger that week.

Now the Kroger has stopped carrying Wonder Bread. WTF is that about? With two huge bread aisles, I can’t believe they can’t find room on the shelves for a dozen loaves of Wonder Bread.

At first when I looked for the Wonder Bread and couldn’t find it, I thought maybe they had sold out and the bread truck hadn’t come to replenish their stock. But, no. Turns out they are not carrying Wonder Bread anymore.  So, one more reason to go to Publix – and to go more often. I eat a lot more Wonder Bread than I do peanut butter. I might start doing all my shopping at Publix since that’s the only place I can buy Wonder Bread. Even the fucking Wal Mart doesn’t carry Wonder Bread.

Woke up this morning with a huge headache. It was the very first thing I noticed when the alarm went off – my fucking head hurts. IT is a pain on both sides of my head, right about the same level as my eyes. The throbbing did not stop with my coffee, so I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with lack of caffeine. Might be from lack of sleep, though.

Last time I had a headache this bad, my sister told me it was a migraine. I don’t recall ever having had a migraine before, but she says that she gets them a lot. So if this kind of thing runs in a family, then I guess I am screwed since my sister gets them.

So, if this is going to hurt like hell all day, I’m not going to be able to function. Maybe I should just call out from work and go back to bed.

One of the best country music artists is Kenny Chesney. This guy sings a lot of really good songs and he is so cute, too! I don’t know what that whole thing with Rene was about and they got married and then get it annulled. I mean, what the hell is that? If you marry someone you don’t get mad a week or two later and then pretend you never got married in the first place. I think Rene must be a fruitcake and poor Kenny got boonswaggled.

Some of the songs by Kenny remind me a lot of Jimmy Buffet. They are just nice and mellow and easy to listen to and really easy to dance to. I wish I could see him in concert sometime.

OK people. I’ve only got thirty minutes for lunch today. I can’t leave until the receptionist gets back from her early lunch because this is my week to cover the front while she goes to eat. I think she’ll be back in about 15 minutes. I need to get out of here and have some good food fast. I’m thinking about going to Wendy’s but maybe Subway. Wendy’s is closer but Subway has better food. Either place can get you out the door for about six bucks and back to the office in just 20 minutes.

I can go either way. Hit me up if you want to go.