Sue Woolfe » Life

Zanie’s

Sue — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 14:35:28 +0000

I went to Zanie’s comedy club with a friend and found out that I missed one of my favorite comedians by a week. Ralfie May was here about a week ago and I absolutely love his stand up. I have watched every episode on You Tube and every time he performs on Comedy channel live. He is an amazing comedian. I don’t think I have ever laughed so much as I have watching him. There are quite a few comedians that I like. Katt Willaims is awesome, as well as Jeff Dunham with his puppets. I really like his puppet Peanut. It is just too funny.

I keep looking to see when the comedians I like are going to be here, but for some reason I always seem to miss them. Maybe it is bad timing or just bad luck, I am not sure. I really wish I could go see Ron White who is coming to Nashville soon, but I have a previous engagement and cannot cancel it. comedy is good for the soul as they say, but I believe it is good for the body as well. Even many doctors agree. I will keep an eye out better from now on for my favorite comedians so that I don’t miss their shows.

Android

Sue — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:16:39 +0000

WOOO HOOO ! ! I got a new Android phone ! and OMG there is so much shit in this phone is unbelievable. I can do so much with it..I love it I love it I love it… *does a little happy dance* This is fucking awesome. My year is already starting out great. Oh and btw, I made this post from my new phone. =)

The Green Lantern

Sue — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 04:55:47 +0000

This was a fucking awesome movie. If you haven’t seen it you definitely have to since it totally ROCKS ! leave it to the mild mannered dude to save the world. That is of course as it should be. Fuck a lot of arrogant asshats, when it comes to saving the planet you want a Clark Kent to do it with style and class. ?Two thumbs up

Jersey shore

Sue — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:39:29 +0000

OMFG ! This has got to be the dumbest fucking show ever. Seriously it sucks …and who in the hell wants reality? Don’t you people get enough reality in your own life? Is it really necessary to find it on TV too? I don’t want reality when I watch TV, I want total fiction I can lose myself in. Jus sayin…

Bamm!

Sue — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:32:03 +0000

We were just chillin’ and waiting for certain people to finish getting dressed so we could go to the grocery store, and we heard a loud squeal of tires and then a BAMM! It was a horrific loud bang with the added screech of metal rubbing violently against metal. We all jumped up and ran outside to see what happened. There were two car in the front of the house, and at least one was seriously disabled.

The first car had 4 young black guys in it, who all jumped out of the car and were milling about, looking at the damage. The second car was a fat, older white woman – who didn’t get out of the car but was on her cell phone. I went over to the guys and asked if anyone was hurt and they said no. But then I said that I had called the police and 3 of them ran off down the road. LOL

Turns out they were up to no good and the driver of the car was stuck there to deal with the cops and the tow truck while his buddies had taken off and left him there. How funny. The cops showed up and hauled his ass off in the back of the cop car. The tow truck showed up 2 hours later and I have no idea what happened to the fat chick.

So that was a little excitement in our “hood” today.

Quilts and Blanket Weather

Sue — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 09:50:32 +0000

This cold weather is starting to wear me down. I have had to get out the winter quilt and October is barely half over. I have a bad feeling that this winter is going to be a very cold winter. I just hope that doesn’t mean a lot of ice or snow, too. I can turn on the heat to fight the cold. But the ice and snow – that is too much to deal with.

Dream On

Sue — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:48:39 +0000

Dreams only die when you let them. Keep your dreams alive – if if they just go on “life support” for a while. Don’t let the naysayers make you give up on your dreams.

Closet Switch

Sue — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 09:40:41 +0000

Now that we have had our first frost and the temperature is much lower at night, I need to get my coats out and my sweaters, too. All my short sleeved shirts need to be packed up for the winter. I used to have a big drawer full of gloves. I really don’t like to have cold hands and would love to wear gloves from October until April to keep my hands warm during all the cold months here.

Renting a Movie Theater

Sue — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 08:31:07 +0000

Have you ever wanted to rent an entire movie theater? My brother used to do that for the Star Trek movie premieres. He was just crazy about Star Trek and when each movie came out, he got about 20 of his best Trekker friends to pitch in and they rented their own theater for the first showing on the first night. It didn’t really cost all that much and he loved being one of the first to see the new movies.

New Movies

Sue — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 22:37:07 +0000

I’ve fallen behind on watching the new movies. It seems like I have so much to do while the sun is up, and once it gets dark around 8:30 I still have to deal with cooking dinner and all the little household chores. By the time I’m ready to watch a movie, it is too late. I will just have to set aside one night for movies and make a point to get one at Redbox on my way home.

Summer Thunder

Sue — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:34:50 +0000

We have begun the dog days of summer. Every day is hot with a chance of thunderstorms. Thankfully, we have not heard much about hurricanes. Maybe this year will just be hot and not so much other bad weather. The heat I can bear, as I work inside all day. The worst part is getting into a steamy hot car and a steering wheel too hot to hold.

Book Clubs

Sue — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:40:08 +0000

For a while the popular social activity was to join a book club, then once a month we would get together at someone’s house and spend a couple of hours talking about the book. But then people started having conflicts and not showing up. Next thing you know, it’s down to just one or two other people, and if you aren’t really friends with those few people, it gets easy to stop going.

I guess I need to find a new book club or maybe some other kind of club to develop a new hobby. Going home alone every night gets boring.

Seriously – keep off the grass!

Sue — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:46:10 +0000

I think they mean it! Do you think they have actually heard all these excuses? Or do they just have teenagers in the house and are used to arguing?

Pool Time

Sue — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:23:23 +0000

When it gets so hot that your legs stick to the car seat on the drive home, you know its pool time. That’s the best thing bout living in an apartment or a condo – you have a pool waiting for you every night and on the weekends. I spend so much time at the pool that I had to buy a third bathing suit – and it was worth it.

On a Desert Highway

Sue — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:27:55 +0000

Actually it was a dark, desert highway that begins the lyrics for the hit classic by the Eagles, “Hotel California.”

While listening to it, the next part makes sense, “cool wind in my hair.” But then the line, “warm smell of colitas . . .” and now I’m realizing I have no idea what are colitas?

So I looked it up, and it is a Mexican word that means “little tail,” which makes no sense. So, digging deeper, I finally found out that colitas is Mexican slang for pot, specifically the plant buds. So now I’ve been educated today.