Sue Woolfe

I went to Zanie’s comedy club with a friend and found out that I missed one of my favorite comedians by a week. Ralfie May was here about a week ago and I absolutely love his stand up. I have watched every episode on You Tube and every time he performs on Comedy channel live. He is an amazing comedian. I don’t think I have ever laughed so much as I have watching him. There are quite a few comedians that I like. Katt Willaims is awesome, as well as Jeff Dunham with his puppets. I really like his puppet Peanut. It is just too funny.

I keep looking to see when the comedians I like are going to be here, but for some reason I always seem to miss them. Maybe it is bad timing or just bad luck, I am not sure. I really wish I could go see Ron White who is coming to Nashville soon, but I have a previous engagement and cannot cancel it. comedy is good for the soul as they say, but I believe it is good for the body as well. Even many doctors agree. I will keep an eye out better from now on for my favorite comedians so that I don’t miss their shows.

WOOO HOOO ! ! I got a new Android phone ! and OMG there is so much shit in this phone is unbelievable. I can do so much with it..I love it I love it I love it… *does a little happy dance* This is fucking awesome. My year is already starting out great. Oh and btw, I made this post from my new phone.  =)

This was a fucking awesome movie.  If you haven’t seen it you definitely have to since it totally ROCKS !  leave it to the mild mannered dude to save the world.  That is of course as it should be. Fuck a lot of arrogant asshats, when it comes to saving the planet you want a Clark Kent to do it with style and class.  ?Two thumbs up

OMFG ! This has got to be the dumbest fucking show ever. Seriously it sucks …and who in the hell wants reality? Don’t you people get enough reality in your own life? Is it really necessary to find it on TV too? I don’t want reality when I watch TV, I want total fiction I can lose myself in. Jus sayin…

We were just chillin’ and waiting for certain people to finish getting dressed so we could go to the grocery store, and we heard a loud squeal of tires and then a BAMM! It was a horrific loud bang with the added screech of metal rubbing violently against metal. We all jumped up and ran outside to see what happened. There were two car in the front of the house, and at least one was seriously disabled.

The first car had 4 young black guys in it, who all jumped out of the car and were milling about, looking at the damage. The second car was a fat, older white woman – who didn’t get out of the car but was on her cell phone. I went over to the guys and asked if anyone was hurt and they said no. But then I said that I had called the police and 3 of them ran off down the road. LOL

Turns out they were up to no good and the driver of the car was stuck there to deal with the cops and the tow truck while his buddies had taken off and left him there. How funny. The cops showed up and hauled his ass off in the back of the cop car. The tow truck showed up 2 hours later and I have no idea what happened to the fat chick.

So that was a little excitement in our “hood” today.