Sue Woolfe

Archive for December, 2012

Freezing My Ass Off Today

by on Dec.28, 2012, under Life

It’s snowing today and it’s cold outside. When I walked the dogs at the crack ass of dawn we were all freezing our asses off. The dogs don’t really like the cold weather any more than I do. And my dogs really hate the rain. They don’t seem to mind the snow so much – I wonder why? But none of us like the cold weather – the dogs just pee on the bushes and high tail it back to the porch to come inside. And I’m right there with them, trust me on this.

Most mornings I get up and pull on the clothes from last night and grab my coat and get the dogs out as fast as I can so they pee outside and not on the furniture. I know its hard to control your bladder after hours of sleeping, so I try to help them out with a walk right away in the morning. Then after the dogs do their business, I come back in the house and take a shower and put on fresh clothes. That routine works most of the time for us.

Wonder if this snow is going to stick to the ground and actually amount to anything? I heard on the Weather Channel that over 60% of the country has snow on the ground today. That’s a lot of ground to be covered in white!

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Classic Rock Favorites

by on Dec.17, 2012, under Life, Technology, TV, Videos

There are channels on cable for music instead of all the movies and old show reruns that you get every day. You know the saying, 700 channels and nothing on. That’s daytime TV – even with cable and “on demand” movies and TV shows. Sometimes I get sick of the shows and just want some pleasant background noise to keep me company during the day. So the Music Channels are in the 400s and I can never remember the right channel number for the classic Rock station. I just use the remote to enter 410 or 411 and then hit the guide to go up and down until I find the fucking classic rock station. Some of the other stations sounds interesting but when I give them a try they always disappoint. And forget MTV or VH! – all they do is show movies and reality shows – they don’t even play music videos anymore.

So now I’ve got it on channel 412 and they just played Black Sabbath, which it not what I would call classic rock, but I listened to that and now the song is Truckin by the Grateful Dead. I’m not sure who does the programming for these cable music channels, but why the fuck would anyone play the Grateful Dead right after Black Sabbath? This programming really sucks ass, but what can you do?

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Don’t Date Old Flames

by on Dec.12, 2012, under Friends, Good Eats, Life

So this guy that I knew back in high school is married and all that happy horse shit, and I saw him and his wife at the 10 year high school reunion. But we aren’t really friends, even though Facebook says so. Know what I mean?

So out of the blue, this guy sends me a private message on Facebook and says that he is coming to town for a big business meeting and he wants to know if I can go out to dinner with him while he’s in town. So I think, why the hell not? I didn’t even ask if his wife was coming with in – it didn’t matter to me if she was coming or not. I figured he just wanted someone to have dinner with so he could take a break away from all the business people he was cooped up with all day at his big meetings.

Well, big mistake. His wife was not on the trip and he was on the company dime, so we went to a nice restaurant and he got drunk really fast. And then the fucker starts hitting on me, saying shit like how much he’s missed me since the good old days back in high school How he always regretted not staying in touch and he never should have gotten married to his wife, they were too young, they’ve changed, she doesn’t understand him, yadda yadda yadda.

I have to tell you, this was not a fun night. I got better things to do than watch an old fat man getting drunk and blubbering about how unhappy he is with his wife. Fuck that. I put his drunk ass into a taxi and sent him back to the hotel and got the hell out of there.

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